Stitch26<p>We were at a flea market last weekend. There was a vendor there selling jewelry and silly little signs and magnets.</p><p>I saw one sign in particular, burst out laughing and told Husband, "We need to get that for you!"</p><p>The sign said, "I was taught to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Think" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Think</span></a> before I act. Therefore, if I suddenly slap you upside the head, know that I thought about it and I'm pretty happy with my decision."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThinkAboutIt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThinkAboutIt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a></p>