spiegelmama<p>Like, for example, I used to get them all the time as a kid. (I promise, I wasn't getting messed with. I just have sensitive plumbing.) Every time I took a bath, until I whittled down my bathing products to glycerine soap and baby shampoo. Ah, it was bliss to get to take showers instead and to learn that that kept the germs at bay. </p><p>And how did I stop getting UTIs and cavities when I hooked up with my now-husband? Imagine meeting the man of your dreams, then learning your microbiomes were so compatible. I'm thankful I've had very few UTIs, and no new cavities, since cleaving to him. <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/thankful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>thankful</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/absolutelyGetFuckedUTI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absolutelyGetFuckedUTI</span></a></p>