James Balamuta<p>I've found the perfect way to make <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rstats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rstats</span></a> programmers scream in existential terror. Behold zero-indexed R!</p><p>Redefining reality with <15 lines of code is so hot right now.</p><p>Now watch as I calmly refer to v[0] while maintaining direct eye contact.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cursedcode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cursedcode</span></a></p>