rdm<p>"So how did the lift break down?"<br>"It is not *broken* as such."<br>"But it has the warning signs an everything?"<br>"It. Well, it is haunted."<br>"What? Someone died?"<br>"No. If only. No, that sounds horrible, but it would have been simpler. You know how ghosts are formed?"<br>"Er, yeah. Some sort of strong psychic event leaves an impression."<br>"OK, so on Friday night this young couple got in the lift, and ... um... had a *really* good ride up."<br>"Oh."<br>"The young family who caught the lift first thing the next morning got quite the education, and complained to management. Have you ever tried to get an exorcist who can deal with a positive impression?"</p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/Tootfic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tootfic</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/SFF" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SFF</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/NotHorror" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotHorror</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/SciFi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SciFi</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/Microfic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Microfic</span></a></p>