Putin's IBS<p>A fat mistake!</p><p>"<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Arabic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Arabic</span></a>" butter supplied to <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> turned out to be from <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a>.</p><p>Because <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Putin</span></a>'s war against <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> has led to a shortage of butter and soaring prices, the <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ruzzians" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ruzzians</span></a> tried to source butter from the desert. </p><p>Instead of rearing cows in the sandy dunes of the <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Middle_East" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Middle_East</span></a>, it turns out that the friendly <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Arab" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Arab</span></a> countries resold <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Ukrainian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukrainian</span></a> butter to the <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/russians" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>russians</span></a> at high markups!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/putinisamasskiller" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>putinisamasskiller</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/putinisawarcriminal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>putinisawarcriminal</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@kardinal691" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>kardinal691</span></a></span></p>