Allie<p>September 9, 2023 - Day 252 - NewPlay Review<br>Total NewPlays: 273</p><p>Game: Rock of Ages 2</p><p>Platform: Steam<br>Release Date: Aug 28, 2017<br>Library Date: Feb 2, 2019<br>Unplayed: 1680d (4y7m7d)<br>Playtime: 15m</p><p>Rock of Ages 2: Bigger & Boulder is a bizarre tower defence boulder-racing game.</p><p>There's a bunch of games that never made it to being reviewed this year. Many of them were multiplayer games; some of which are still on sale, but invariably had no-one to play against, other than bots or the bizarre individuals who get their kicks from hacking a game and then killing anyone who tries to play.</p><p>There's another group of games that didn't make it. Frequently ancient, wouldn't run on Windows 10. Alas, their time has come and gone.</p><p>Rock of Ages II is a little weirder. It's just over six years old, but absolutely refused to load.</p><p>Load > Crash. Load > Crash. Load > Crash.</p><p>[Tech support mode on]</p><p>Event viewer is recording the crash, but not making it clear what's at fault.</p><p>To the Googles!</p><p>One fix says to disable networking. </p><p>That... actually works. Not a good solution, but it must be something new in Windows 11 network code, right?</p><p>Actually, no.</p><p>I went through a stage of this project where I just started all the games for a minute to shorten my "year" list for unplayed games.</p><p>When I started ROA2 previously *before* I upgrades, it had worked fine without crashing.</p><p>Digging into the Steam discussions: "Changing this global OpenSSL variable fixes it!"</p><p>No, thank you. I don't think I will.</p><p>A bit more on the Googles leads to a page on Intel's website, that explains that certain versions of UE4 contain an older OpenSSL library, that triggers a crash on 10th Gen and newer CPUs, and by setting that OpenSSL variable, it tells UE4 to ignore the SHA extensions.</p><p>However, it only needs to be set in the launch options for the game, not globally.</p><p>We're off to the races.</p><p>Literally. This is a game in which you play Sisyphus (I think?) and roll a boulder through an obstacle course towards the castle of your AI opponent (who are various historical figures acting in decidedly non-historical ways).</p><p>Inside your castle, workers are quickly carving your boulder from a solid rock. While this is happening, you frantically set up your various defenses to try and knock the AI's boulder off course, while they are doing the same.</p><p>As soon as your boulder is ready, you roll it towards their castle, and try to smash down their door. Boulder hits door, does damage, rinse and repeat.</p><p>First one with a smashed door loses. All of this is wrapped in a classical music soundtrack with Pythonesque graphical stylings.</p><p>I lost, beaten soundly by Joan of Arc (!)</p><p>I think, if I were in the right mood, Rock of Ages 2 would be:</p><p>3: OK</p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/RockOfAges2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RockOfAges2</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/TowerDefense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TowerDefense</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/MastodonGaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MastodonGaming</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/Gaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gaming</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/Project365ONG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Project365ONG</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/Project365" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Project365</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/NewPlay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NewPlay</span></a></p>