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@jab01701mid yeah i'm surprised that they agreed to turn over the notes, but i suspect there's a lot more to the story behind that footnote that we will learn in due time.

as someone who had the pleasure of observing #DanielleSassoon in action live and and in person during the #SBF / #FTX trial i can attest to the fact that she is an *incredibly* effective communicator. read any of the press about the trial and you will see everyone who watched it observed this to be true. "holy shit that DA Sassoon is fucking crushing this" was like 70% of all discussion during breaks in the trial over in the journalists' section.

darling of the FTX trial #DanielleSassoon (she handled the cross examination of Sam Bankman-Fried) has apparently resigned rather than drop the corruption charges against #EricAdams.

I had a lot to say about Ms. Sassoon on my threads about the SBF trial, which I flew to New York to attend: cryptadamus.substack.com/p/the

tl;dr she was a very, very effective prosecutor.

#FTX#SBF#corruption
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@GottaLaff the crypto bros are big mad about the collapse of #Silvergate and Signature banks (AKA "the big crypto banks"). the conspiracy theory they have about the #FDIC is called "Operation Chokepoint 2.0" if you want to look into it.

(the reality is that Silvergate and Signature banks were massive money laundering hubs, moving literally trillions of dollars a year in untracked funds outside of all money laundering regulations. they were both intimately connected to #FTX)

cc @KimPerales ICYMI

i published this 4 months before Signature Bank collapsed: cryptadamus.substack.com/p/sig

The Cryptocalypse Chronicles · Signature Bank, FTX, Binance, and TrueUSD: A Tale of Questionable JudgementBy Michel de Cryptadamus

more great reporting from Jason Mikula on the #a16z / #MarcAndreessen backed financial disaster known as Synapse, the middleman behind Yotta and others that lost track of (and maybe lost) most of their customers’ money.

Andreessen’s desire to eliminate the #CFPB for “terrorizing” #fintech companies like Synapse suggests a desire to keep backing companies that will strip mine the wallets of uneducated consumers.

Seen also: Evolve Bank & Trust (a bank popular with players like #FTX and #GeorgeSantos), #VoyagerDigital (a crypto company backed by #MarcCuban that incinerated user deposits in 2022), and #MetropolitanCommercialBank (#MCB), a NY institution beloved by the far right in Israel.

fintechbusinessweekly.substack

Fintech Business Weekly · Regulators Should Conduct "Material Loss Review" Of Synapse DisasterBy Jason Mikula
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I’m demi girl and demiboy or something.

Some kind of bigender, nonbinary, but not quite trans masc tho?

Trans chicks make perfect sense to me, but cis dudes and cis chicks don’t.

Trans dudes are like, fine? But not me?

I understand the logic but I don’t want people to look at me and go “Manly guy dude mc mannerson. Bob.”

I want them to look at me and go “JFC are vey going on about thiamine depletion in the ocean again? Ver tirades don’t get anyone onboard. I’ve told vem time and again.”

(I’d say femboy, but uh. Y’know. Safe search that one with strict filtering if you’re curious and not at work etc.)

@JessTheUnstill interesting fact: the #Synapse partner bank where all these issues are stemming from, Evolve Bank & Trust, has a bunch of fun properties:

1. Issuer of the #FTX debit card
2. Used by George Santos and Andy Ogles to store campaign funds
3. Banking partner of #PrimeTrust, the Nevada crypto custody company that collapsed in 2023
4. Banking partner of #BlockFi, one of the crypto "banks" that went down with the good ship FTX.
5. Recently hacked by Russians
6. Recently hit with a major fed enforcement action

Also Synapse was backed in a big way by Trump loving #a16z and Marc Andreessen.

Some more details:

fintechbusinessweekly.substack

Fintech Business Weekly · Evolve Hit With Fed Enforcement Action, But Why Did It Take This Long?By Jason Mikula

FTX’s Nishad Singh was sentenced to no jail time, and three years of supervised release. He had pleaded guilty to fraud and money laundering charges, as well as a campaign finance charge, and cooperated with the prosecution.

That just leaves defendant Gary Wang left to be sentenced. I imagine he’s feeling some relief after hearing of Singh’s non-custodial sentence.